On Muscles

Your body hates muscles.

All it takes is a minor bicycle crrrrrrash to convince a person of that. Even before you get off the ground, your body has set your muscles to screaming like a bunch of schoolgirls in a Haunted House. And then for weeks afterwards you have to keep a sharp eye on things. While you're drifting in a warm wash of pain pills, your body is slicing out one muscle after another and sending it to the glue factory.

You may never be quite the same.

My Advice

My Mother, Cycling at age 91

My Advice

Keep yourself healthy,

Keep yourself happy,

And follow the Golden Rule.

Keep in mind you might die tomorrow;

Plan as though you will live a century.