Monday, April 21, 2014

Those Blasted Bradford Pears


The speaker in our master naturalist class was irate. Her tone was sharp with her voice rising in anger.

"Those blasted Bradford Pears! If I had a chain saw, I'd fire it up and cut down every one in the entire state."

She passed around for our inspection a black thorny branch she had taken from one of the offending trees and described the dense thickets she had seen in her area. She viewed these pear trees as thorny monstrosities that shaded out and choked out all plant life below them; trees that nurtured no beneficial insects and whose non-nutritious fruit could be eaten by birds whose droppings would spread the evil spawn for miles around.
Honeylocust

My fellow Nits (naturalists in training) oohed and aahed over the prickly branch, but when it got to me, I was unimpressed. My reaction was in part moderated because we have on our property (and treasure!) a honeylocust tree that is the most dangerously thorny thing I have ever seen. The callery pear trees reviled by our speaker have smooth trunks and relatively thornless branches, but the honeylocust is better armed than a porcupine. The thorns on its trunk and branches form 3-dimensional clusters so that no matter how they fall to the ground some thorns will be facing up. Unlike the callery pear, the honeylocust frequently sheds dead branches and clusters of well-concealed thorns. Thus, walking beneath a honeylocust tree (or even parking a car beneath one) is a bit like wandering into a minefield. I have shoved honeylocust thorns right through the soles of my tennis shoes on many occasions. I once incautiously knelt down to observe a pretty wildflower and drove a honeylocust thorn right into my shinbone--a memory that can still bring tears to my eyes. That puncture wound swelled up like a golf ball, and even after healing remained a palpable knot beneath the skin for several years. I love a good honeylocust tree for its incredible ferocity; it is a savage tiger of a tree. By comparison, the callery pear is a sweet little kitten. And the Bradford pear (a special cultivar) is even more tame, being entirely thornless and usually infertile.

Indeed I quite like Bradford pear trees. One reason for this is that I have long experience with them. I planted two tiny Bradford pear saplings by my pond more than twenty years ago (long before assertions about their invasive nature began to be promulgated). Those two saplings have grown into handsome trees. Each spring they are the first trees to burst into bloom and each fall their colors are the most beautiful and the most long-lasting. The authorities certainly do label the trees as nonnative and invasive, but religion relies on reference to authority. Science relies on observation and experimentation. In the remainder of this article I will consider the charges against the tree and share my observations.

1. Bradford pears are nonnative. This is true. But all pear trees in America are nonnative, having been brought by European settlers in the 17th and 18th centuries.

2. The Bradford pear is a cultivar of the thorny callery pear. This is true, too. But it is important to note that Bradford pears have been bred to be thornless and infertile and that most fruit pears are grafted onto callery pear rootstock. Fruit pears are much more susceptible to fire blight than Bradford pears, and when the graft dies, the rootstock usually flourishes and grows up into a callery pear. Thus, one should not assume that the thorny pears one sees are the result of unintended propagation from ornamental Bradford pears. Fruit pears are the more likely culprits.

3. Birds will eat the fruit of Bradford pear trees and can therefore spread the seeds through their droppings for miles. This is true, but so what? That birds are nourished by the fruits of the Bradford pear is a very good thing. Their droppings contain these seeds as is the case with any other fruit that nourishes birds. Normally those seeds are infertile, but it is said that cross pollination of different callery cultivars can produce fertile seeds. Later in the year I will try to test this hypothesis with the seeds from my own trees.

4. Bradford pear trees are invasive. This is certainly untrue of the Bradford pear cultivar, but it is possible that fertile callery pear trees can form dense invasive thickets. There is testimony to support that. But a plant that is invasive in one region is often not invasive in another. Since pear trees bloom and leaf out so early in the spring (and retain colorful leaves so late in the fall), this something that one can easily test by observation. I have been driving all over Baxter County, Arkansas, this spring and I have been on the lookout for problem areas. Nowhere have I seen invasive thickets of Bradford or callery pear trees. There is an abandoned amusement park that has an abundance of wild pear trees, but it is not so dense as to be a thicket, nor is it a monoculture. I hypothesize that the thin, rocky soils of the Ozarks are not so hospitable to these trees as richer soils.

5. These nonnative species do not support insects and birds. This is completely false. Because they are the first trees to blossom in the spring, our Bradford pear trees absolutely hum with the buzzing of honeybees and pollinators of all kinds. At dusk the moths flutter in clouds seeking the nectar. We own four acres of land, nearly all of which is left in a natural state. We have wild plums, wild peaches, redbuds, hackberries, sugarberries, wild cherries, dogwoods and more. But these two Bradford pear trees seem especially prized because of their role as the heralds of spring. Here is an early Bradford pear leaf that has been thoroughly munched by a caterpillar. Here is a caterpillar in action . . . and again a much magnified caterpillar . . . and on my thumb to give a sense of its tiny size. Here is a spider making its home on a pear leaf. Here is a Crane fly in close proximity with what seem to be two spiders! Here is a spider that has spun its web on a pear leaf and captured three insects. In the winter rare yellow-bellied sapsuckers sometimes stay nearby specifically so that they can take advantage of these two Bradford pear trees. They drill dense patterns of holes in the trunks and then return frequently throughout the day to dine on the insects attracted by the sap. No other trees on our property are used by the sapsuckers in this way.

Because I now have good friends who disapprove of Bradford pear trees, I would not plant them again. But I do cherish the ones that I have and I hope that thoughtful naturalists will reconsider the contributions of these ornamental trees to the environment (at least in areas where they are not invasive). . . . Oh, and as to the white flowering trees in the photo at the top of this blog . . . those are American Dogwoods, native trees that propagate profusely as a result of seeds in bird poop, trees that leaf out early and shade out their competitors, trees that frequently dominate the understory in this part of the Ozarks. Delightfully so!


Monday, February 3, 2014

T-DUMB

I was recently sorting through some of my old teaching files and came across this little jeux d'esprit that I created as a way of mocking the pretentions of academic writing. I am posting it on my blog page for whatever amusement it may give to other suffering English majors and scholars.

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Tabular Development of Useless Mediocre Bombast

DUMB makes it possible for even the most mediocre student or professor to write critical nonsense that sounds quite convincingly intellectual. In some quarters it is felt that the DUMB system is routinely used by those who publish in scholarly journals.

To write DUMB prose you simply string together random four-digit numbers and then read off the DUMBly generated sentence from Tables A, B, C, and D below. For example, 2743 corresponds to the sentence: "On the other hand, any contingent generic element necessitates both anthropological and metaphoric considerations of the individualistic or idiosyncratic symbols." More sophisticated prose stylists can combine the elements in the order BACD, DBCA, or DABC. Some additional punctuation may be required in these advanced configurations.

Table A
1. In particular,
2. On the other hand,
3. However,
4. Similarly,
5. As a resulting implication,
6. In this regard,
7. Based on ethnocentric values,
8. For example,
9. Thus,
0. In respect to specific desiderata,

Table B
1. a large portion of expressive verbal communication
2. a semiotic system of literary artifacts
3. the characterization of archetypal patterns
4. the conception of metatheoretical critical constructs
5. the deconstructing of seminal verbal acts
6. the insight informed by depth psychology
7. any contingent generic element
8. the individuation of structuralist reservations
9. the independent fictive principle
0. a primary interrelationship between various theories and methods of interpretation

Table C
1. must utilize and be specifically interwoven with
2. augments the imaginative aura and minimizes the linguistic deconstruction of
3. underscores the premises that underlie
4. necessitates both anthropological and metamorphic considerations of
5. requires dual foci for scrutinizing
6. is neither mimical to nor inconsistent with
7. embodies interesting methodologies for
8. recognizes the recurrent thematic concerns and formal devices that significantly link
9. exemplifies the psychodynamics of
0. adds ritualistic overtones empathetic to

Table D
1. the dystopian vision.
2. the apprehension of reality.
3. the individualistic or idiosyncratic symbols.
4. the philosophic concern about post-modern discoveries.
5. the prevailing orthodoxy.
6. the evolution of iconographic interests in discrete literary periods.
7. the philosophy of humanistic culture.
8. the cosmos/self relationship.
9. any unique verbal or literary evidence.
0. the striving of humanity for self-actualization.

Based on Honeywell's Buzz-Phrase Generator for Writing Simplified Integrated Modular Prose (SIMP). I first found SIMP in Scientific American, but I no longer have the reference details. Here is a link to another blogger who discusses this buzz-word generator:

http://www.copywriting-on-demand.com/buzzword-generator.htm

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

The Short, Happy Life of Sue's Snowman


The Worldly Hope men set their Hearts upon
Turns Ashes--or it prospers; and anon
Like Snow upon the Desert's dusty Face,
Lighting a little hour or two--is gone.
--from The Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam, Edward FitzGerald, 1859

Late in the evening on December 5th, it started to rain. In the middle of the night it changed to ice. By mid-morning on the 6th it was snowing heavily and continued to do so for much of the day. We eventually got about 10 inches which lingered on the ground during the series of cold days that followed.

By the 11th it had become good packing snow, which made possible the birth of Snowman. Here he proudly stands beside his mother--sturdy, straight, and smiling.

Snowman enjoyed his days in the sun, but by the 15th was starting to develop an elderly list to the left and a pinched smile.
As you can imagine, Snowman was beginning to welcome the chilly December evenings.
Even so, time does not stop for man or snowman. Here he is late in the afternoon of the 16th.

And then an hour later.
And then a minute later.
By the 17th Snowman was little more than a memory.
Sic transit gloria . . .

Friday, December 13, 2013

Unbuntu 12.04 LTS on the Asus Eee Pc 900



I recently decided it was again time to upgrade the installation of Ubuntu on my Eee Pc 900 and again I decided to use the simplest and safest method possible. First I purchased a new 16 GB SDHC class 10 memory card. Then I booted up an old laptop with a CD/DVD drive and downloaded the iso image from the official site -- http://www.ubuntu.com/download/desktop. After I burned that image to a CD, I shut down the laptop, flipped it over, and disconnected its hard drive so that I  couldn’t possibly screw up the OS. (Usually it is very simple to disconnect a laptop hard drive. In this case I removed two small screws, detached the plastic plate covering the drive, and then gently slid the hard drive out of its socket.)


After inserting the new 16 SD card into the card reader slot, I rebooted the laptop and followed the instructions for installing Ubuntu using the entire disk. I ticked the boxes to install third-party codecs and to upgrade packages. Once Ubuntu finished its time-consuming installation, I shut everything down, and inserted the SDHC card into the slot on the right side of my Eee 900. After pushing the power button, I hit the Escape key as soon as the splash screen lit up. That allowed me to scroll down and boot from the SD card instead of the internal SD drive. Bingo! Ubuntu booted perfectly.


While the standard installation of Ubuntu does work on the Eee 900, the Unity desktop interface eats up too much RAM and slows everything down. I prefer to use fluxbox. Do this by opening a terminal window and typing in--


sudo apt-get install fluxbox


Even after you install fluxbox, you can run Ubuntu with the Unity desktop if you choose to do so simply by exiting the fluxbox window manager and logging back in using Unity. Fluxbox, however, allows videos to play with no lagging or stuttering--even in full screen mode. All of the standard software packages in Ubuntu seem to work well in fluxbox--except for the Nautilus file manager and the Gnome Screenshot Utility! If you use them, you may get shifted back into a partial--and very vexing--Unity desktop that sometimes forces a reboot. I handle file management with pcmanfm and midnight commander (mc). Install them with--


sudo apt-get install pcmanfm
sudo apt-get install mc


In /.fluxbox/startup I added these lines:


gnome-settings-daemon &
nm-applet &
exec fluxbox


Gnome-settings-daemon allows suspend and resume to work correctly. Nm-applet puts a network manager applet into the taskbar.
Various key combinations are extremely helpful in using fluxbox. To find out the way these keys are configured by default, have a look at the file ./fluxbox/keys. In ./fluxbox/keys scroll to the section following the lines “# open a terminal / Mod1 F1 :Exec x-terminal-emulator” and inserted the following:


# Chrome
Mod1 F2 :Exec google-chrome


# Firefox
Mod1 F3 :Exec firefox


#File Manager
Mod1 F6 :Exec pcmanfm


Mod1 stands for the Alt key. Thus, Alt-F1 opens a terminal window, Alt-F2 starts google Chrome (after it is installed), Alt-F3 starts Firefox, and Alt-F6 starts the file manager. You should note that Alt-F4 closes a window, Alt-F5 kills a window, Alt-F7 and F8 are unassigned, while Alt-F9 minimixes a window, Alt-F10 maximizes a window, and Alt-F11 makes a window full screen. Be sure to try out the last two since some programs boot into full screen (or larger) by default.  


If you do wish to install Google Chrome, just go to

 https://www.google.com/intl/en/chrome/browser/
and download the 32 bit .deb version. Once it has finished downloading, double-click on the downloaded file in pcmanfm to install it. If you get an error message "errors were encountered while processing" enter the command--

 sudo apt-get install -f


To enable Firefox to display Amazon Prime videos, one must first install (or update) Flash. Do so by going to http://get.adobe.com/flashplayer/

Select “tar.gz for other Linux” and download it.

Put it in its own directory and extract it by double-clicking on the file name with pcmanfm (your file manager). It will create usr and libflashplayer.so

Now open terminal in this folder and type the following commands 
  
sudo cp -r usr/* /usr
sudo cp libflashplayer.so /usr/lib/firefox-addons/plugins


Finally, to enable Amazon Prime Videos to play open a terminal and type--

sudo apt-get install libhal1 hal
When running any browser from an SD card, it is a good idea to change the browser’s cache to RAM memory (to speed up the browser and minimize write activity that will eventually destroy your SD card). I followed the advice from this blog regarding Chrome: http://www.joeyconway.com/blog/2011/09/11/ubuntu-ssd-move-chrome-cache-to-ram/


This is the relevant material:


1) Decide where to move the Chrome cache location to. I’ve picked the following location: /tmp/chrome.
This directory, /tmp/chrome will need to be created on boot and properly setup.
On Ubuntu 11.04 and probably older versions, this can be simply done in the /etc/rc.local file as follows:


[In a terminal window type] sudo gedit /etc/rc.local
Add the following lines:
mkdir /tmp/chrome
mount -t tmpfs -o size=1024M,mode=0744 tmpfs /tmp/chrome/
chmod 777 /tmp/chrome/ -R


. . . [C]reate a symlink between the default google cache directory and the new temporary cache directory in RAM. . .
[In a terminal window type each of the following line and then hit ]
rm -rf ~/.cache/google-chrome
ln -s /tmp/chrome/ ~/.cache/google-chrome


Removing the cache in Firefox is even simpler. Start Firefox (Alt-F3) and go to Edit-Preferences-Advanced-Network. Tick the box to override automatic cache management and then set the cache to 0 Mb of space. That’s it.


In addition, I downloaded xnview for linux XnViewMP-linux.tgz at --




and installed it in its own directory under Documents by opening a terminal window in the directory where I stored/moved the downloaded file and then typing--


tar -xvpzf XnViewMP-linux.tgz


Run Xnview by using pcmanfm to navigate to the directory in which you extracted the files and then double-click on the "xnview.sh" file. Xnview is an excellent program for organizing and editing photos, but it also allows one to take and save screenshots easily.


I like to have Synaptic packet management available. So, in a terminal window I typed--


sudo apt-get install synaptic


If you happen to use a Garmin to keep track of running or cycling or hiking, you will want to open and terminal window and type--


sudo apt-get install garmin-forerunner-tools
sudo apt-get install pytrainer


You will also want Andrea Diesner’s plugin for Firefox so that you can make full use of websites like Strava.com and Connect.garmin.com. Here is his website--



I use Audacious for playing mp3 files and Mplayer for various video formats. Install them with--

sudo apt-get install audacious
sudo apt-get install mplayer


Finally, you may wish to install Jupiter power management for your Eee Pc.  Consult the following web page -- http://www.webupd8.org/2011/10/things-to-tweak-after-installing-ubuntu.html -- on installing jupiter and jupiter-support-eee. I followed this advice and am satisfied for with the battery.  The relevant terminal commands are --


sudo add-apt-repository ppa:webupd8team/jupiter
sudo apt-get update
sudo apt-get install jupiter
sudo apt-get install jupiter-support-eee


This latest version of Ubuntu seems to work even better than the previous one. The cpu runs cooler, the fan runs less frequently, the battery may last longer. All in all an Eee Pc 900 running Google Chrome (with Firefox as needed) is a fine little machine for surfing the web and general word processing.



Monday, November 11, 2013

A Poem or Perhaps a Lament: Hand Cove Weather Forecast - 11/11/13


The forecast hints that by tomorrow's dawn
My garden pond will not remain ice-free.
Now butterflies flit from flower to leaf to limb.
The urge to warn them that their future's grim
Is frozen by fear of what they'll say to me.

Jeffrey D. Hoeper